My Bear Behind

I reread my introductory post and realized that it's just too serious! I'm really a very silly person -- in person -- but apparently it's going to be a challenge to get that across in writing. This is a blog for heaven sake, not a college essay assignment!

My web sites are humor sites. Yuckles is primarily about animal and pet humor, Funny Tummy is food and cooking humor and Big Dance List is very visual and auditory and has a musical theme.

So here's a funny story about a common occurrence at the nature center. It's very common for a visitor to point to something in the animal room and ask me, "Is that real?" I'm always tempted to reply, "Well it's not a figment of your imagination, so yes I suppose it is real!" Instead I answer, "Yes, it's a real live thing," or "Yes, it's a real dead thing," or even, "Yes, it's a real plastic model of an animal." It doesn't surprise me too much when kids ask this question but it's very odd to hear it from an adult. You'd think a grownup would know the difference, wouldn't you?

Time for an animal joke.

Two hikers were on their way back to camp when they stumbled on a brown bear mother and her cub who were grazing by the side of the trail. The mother bear spotted the hikers, too. The hikers froze for a moment but when the mother bear charged they both began to run in the opposite direction down the path.

The hiker bringing up the rear suddenly yelled at his friend, "This is crazy! You know we can't outrun a bear!" His friend replied, "Hell, I don't have to outrun any bear, I only have to outrun YOU!"

Speaking of bears, this is my favorite bear design that I made. It's called, "Wanna See My Bear Behind?"

This is the front design:



This is the back design:



Tags: Bear Jokes, Bear Humor